June 2009

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These are children’s very own work according to the site on which I found them. If so, the future is in good, slightly alarming, hands. There are more where these came from.

When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms, but when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.

Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.


South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage.


A vibration is a motion that can’t make up its mind which way it wants to go.


Lime is a green-tasting rock.


Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.


Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don’t why you should.


Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they’re there.


I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.


Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around and around. There is not much else to do.


Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water.


A blizzard is when it snows sideways.


A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size.


The wind is like the air, only pushier.


It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places.

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Back online after a slump caused by a Trojan. Beware, beware you self-hosted bloggers. Don’t leave anonymous ftp open on your server – which is the stupid default on CPanel.

Anyway after days of work and some expense I tracked the beast to its lair, but in the process of restoring the posts, a lot of question marks replaced various bits of punctuation. Dispiriting.  Sorry to those of you who read older entries, but I can’t face the job of fixing those right now.

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Spam with that?

Every now and again the daily chore of deleting the stuff is enlivened.

This wins the Hook Prize for subject line:

Open it or get constipation.

And here’s a pseudonym Thurber could have used:

Elvera Fulp.

Perhaps we could strike back.

Now that I’m off life-support, I’m writing to thank you for the green pills.

OK it works, but now my cock gets caught in my shoelaces.

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