Jonson loved thieves’ cant, market slang and any other mini-lects he could pick up by walking around London. The Web would fry his circuits.

For the past month my nearfield desktop system has been rather simple by audiophile standards. All AC power goes through the PS Audio Quintet power device, which I’ll write about in detail later in the column. Input sources include an EAD 8000 Pro CD/DVD player, Pioneer MJ-D707 minidisk player, and i-Tunes via my Intel MacPro quad computer. The EAD and Pioneer digital signals go through a Monarchy Audio DIP box so that I can switch between the Pioneer’s Toslink and EAD’s coaxial feeds and convert them to an AES/EBU digital output. The Mac’s USB feed goes into a Trends USB audio dac UD-10 that converts the USB feed to a Toslink output. The Trends also supplies an analog output for my Stax headphone system. The AES/EBU and Toslink digital feeds then go into a Meridian 518 which upsamples the 16-bit digital signal to 20 bits and feeds a Meridian 561 via digital coaxial. The Meridian’s main single-ended analog output is split via a Monster L-connector into two single ended outputs which go to both the Bel Canto S-300 amplifier and Earthquake Supernova Mark IV 10″ subwoofer. The Bel Canto drives a pair of ATC SCM-7 loudspeakers. As I said, it’s simple by audiophile standards.

The product under review is a class T amp retailing for around US$150.

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These are children’s very own work according to the site on which I found them. If so, the future is in good, slightly alarming, hands. There are more where these came from.

When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms, but when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.

Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.


South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage.


A vibration is a motion that can’t make up its mind which way it wants to go.


Lime is a green-tasting rock.


Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.


Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don’t why you should.


Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they’re there.


I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.


Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around and around. There is not much else to do.


Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water.


A blizzard is when it snows sideways.


A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size.


The wind is like the air, only pushier.


It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places.

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Back online after a slump caused by a Trojan. Beware, beware you self-hosted bloggers. Don’t leave anonymous ftp open on your server - which is the stupid default on CPanel.

Anyway after days of work and some expense I tracked the beast to its lair, but in the process of restoring the posts, a lot of question marks replaced various bits of punctuation. Dispiriting.  Sorry to those of you who read older entries, but I can’t face the job of fixing those right now.

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Spam with that?

Every now and again the daily chore of deleting the stuff is enlivened.

This wins the Hook Prize for subject line:

Open it or get constipation.

And here’s a pseudonym Thurber could have used:

Elvera Fulp.

Perhaps we could strike back.

Now that I’m off life-support, I’m writing to thank you for the green pills.

OK it works, but now my cock gets caught in my shoelaces.

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In our relentless quest to dominate the universe, we are experimenting with site map generators. Please ignore this post if you are human. If geek, what have you tried, and what works?

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In the current New Republic, there’s a thorough and interesting review (by John Banville) of the first volume of Beckett’s letters. It runs to 752 pages, costs US$50 and there are to be three more volumes. Beckett stipulated that, of the 15,000 letters he wrote, only those should be printed which related to his work. An impossible brief. It looks like a very long wait for the complete correspondence, an expensive investment in the meantime, and to hell with the general reader.

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The review quotes a passage which will no doubt go straight into the Beckett primers.

It is indeed getting more and more difficult, even pointless, for me to write in formal English. And more and more my language appears to me like a veil which one has to tear apart in order to get to those things (or the nothingness) lying behind it. Grammar and style! To me they seem to have become as irrelevant as a Biedermeier bathing suit or the imperturbability of a gentleman. A mask. It is to be hoped the time will come, thank God, in some circles it already has, when language is best used where it is most efficiently abused. Since we cannot dismiss it all at once, at least we do not want to leave anything undone that may contribute to its disrepute. To drill one hole after another into it until that which lurks behind, be it something or nothing, starts seeping through–I cannot imagine a higher goal for today’s writer.

As Banville says, this is the kind of pronouncement that has enthralled critics of modernism and it’s gravy for the deconstructionists.

? yet reading again this famous manifesto from the party of the Nothing, one is driven to ask, however timidly, the simple question: why? Why are grammar and style irrelevant, and what is it they are irrelevant to? Why is language “best used where it is most efficiently abused”? Why should we contribute to the disrepute of language as the next best thing to dismissing it altogether?

One day, I hope, someone will be able to trace the full variety of motives for the twentieth century’s attacks on the organised and ordered word and the various goals of the attackers.

Oh, Banville gave me an idea for the next Wordability competition. Sharpen your keyboards.

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